90s Red Novelty Jersey, "I'm Retired…"Regular price $44.00 (Shipping is Included)
These ridiculous novel-tee shirts with all the tongue-in-cheek quips... I can't get enough of them and yet there are days when I've definitely had my fill. They're like walking 'Dad Jokes' or Hallmark Cards without the greeting on the back or something.. The sarcasm never fully commits on most of them and many of the sayings, you'd never dream of saying out loud. Yet we still buy them in droves, in the form of coffee mugs, bumper stickers, and yes, tee shirts.
Chest: 20"/40" pit to pit
Shoulder to shoulder: 17"
MODEL INFO: Height: 6’2 Chest: 38” Waist: 29” Inseam: 32"
T shirt is in good condition, wear is consistent with age.
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